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We’re talking offensive route names, again. If you haven’t see it yet, take a look at the article prior to this, where we meticulously broke down the results of a quick, informal, poll of offensive (or are they??) route names. In that article we briefly touched on how sometimes context can help skew a series of words on the spectrum of acceptability. To that end, I’ve dug up the history of notable route names where I could, to provide context. 


NOTE: All of the below should be read with the following caveat to the stories


I’m not saying context makes terrible names forgivable. I am asking people to consider if it matters, in either direction. I am going to make a terrible mistake here and dime myself out – I’ve had the privilege to name a few lines, either where the old name was long forgotten, or the line was so gross nobody else had bothered. Some are named for natural features, some are puns, and some are seemingly benign names based on blush-worthy “inside jokes”. I like to think I’ve done well in that unless you’re “inside”, nobody will be able to know which are which, and I got good cover stories if anybody comes probing. I get to have a good laugh to myself, the route got a name, and nobody got hurt. Is a route that’s only offensive when you know the joke still offensive? 

Anyway, enough about my unknown chossballs. Onto the well known stuff. 

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White Imperialist Wall
In Bow Valley, there was Chinaman Peak (now named Ha Ling Peak). Nearby, in the Grassi Lake region, is a crag called The White Imperialist, containing routes by that name, Yellow Peril, Red Menace, No Tickee No Laundry, and Dance Me Outside. The FA-ist of White Imperialist and Yellow Peril, Joe Buszowski, addressed Evan Hau’s queries as follows:  

Buszowski’s original intent, Hau said, of using racist language to name the climbs was “a call out to overt racism of (the name) Chinaman’s Peak at the time.” Buszowki, he added, would be ‘fine’ with a rename “as long as it reflects the original intent.”

For more info, check out Jordan Chow breaking stuff down in this super informative FB post


Limp Wristed Faggot
The genesis of the name (known also as Thin Line) is detailed extensively by the originator, Roy McClenahan here on the MP page, but allow me to give the Cliff’s notes version here.

I am the Limp Wristed Faggot. The chosen name was an expression of self-deprecation. Granted, that’s not very enlightened, as it is essentially still homophobic in its derivation. Teenage boys in the 70s routinely bantered this way. We were all homophobes, even if we didn’t actually judge homosexuals themselves. At age 23, when I did the route, I was just beginning to come out of this. It’s just how we talked and acted. We were silly, ridiculous, and yes, often hurtful. Counterculture angst and all of that fun stuff.
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I completed the original top rope of LWF with Michael Paul. He said, “Whoa, Limp Wristed Faggot … That’s an edgy route name. There’s a double entendre to it though, Roy. The Brits call cigarettes fags. You were so pumped (limp wristed) you couldn’t even hold a cigarette (faggot).” In fact, it was the weight of a joint which bent my wrist back, not a cigarette. I know children might be reading this, sorry about that.

So Mike Paul liked the name, because he knew those individuals prone to making hasty judgments might jump to conclusions about some homophobic derivation, (which it was initially), but that if they were a bit more worldly, they might understand the connection to British cigarette slang. To Mike, the name was a trap for presumptuous types. We were all about being well-traveled, so that was his approach to it.

Did I really think that would hold water? No.
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In fact, and here’s the good part, Randy Vogel, at the time of the FA, 1984, told me he thought I would regret the name LWF. He actually changed the name to Thin Line. Thin Line! How boring, we all thought. I figured Vogel was probably doing me a favor so I just let Thin Line stand. It wasn’t until very recently that Randy told me he regretted censoring me, and that he had restored the route name to its original state.

Not long after I named that route, a young woman whom I respected very much, said to me “You should be careful how you talk about homosexuals, Roy. You never know who might be one.” Being that I actually never had any problem with homosexuality, and that I strive to be sincere in all my dealings with people, I really got what she was saying, and I grew up.


Daily Dick Dose
I can’t find an exact internet source, but an old hat I trust very much tells me this was a backhanded compliment of Dick Cilley by FA-ist Jim Karn. Dick and Jim were both crushing around Hueco in the middle-late 80s, so I’m going to file it under plausible.  As for the rest…..


Hueco, in General
Gay Abandon, Saxon Tactics, Home of the D Cups, Top Guy, Butt Buddy, Hard Wipe, Dingleberry Jones and the Lost Crusade….. I could go on all day. Frankly, I blame John Sherman. He wrote the original guidebook, and has the sense of a humor of your average teenager based on the names and his writings. At least Orifice Affair is a pocketed face (and one of the better V2s I’ve ever done, 3 stars, would recommend). Even the ones that weren’t Sherman’s doing, like Pumped Full of Semen (FA Jim Belcer) seem like they followed the lead established.
Orifice Affair’s Orifices (Source: Mountain Project)

Clariens Cherry
One of the problems that Julien Nadiras put up was Clarien’s Cherry. He named it after my roommate Clarien.  She is the one walking around in the towel in the above video (sic)
Side note, if anyone, and I mean anyone, has a legit copy of the Eider film, Sandstone Cookies, I will pay serious cash. The trailer is awesome, has a ton of LRC FAs, and I collect that kinda stuff.


Slavery Wall, Ten Sleep (Now Downpour Wall)

Aaron Huey sent a pair of lines in Ten Sleep, naming them after Nine Inch Nail singles, Head Like a Hole, and Happiness in Slavery. A quick tangent, that in turn is named after an erotic (lewd?) French novel, the Story of O.  Prolific and controversial route developer Louie Anderson had done some reading on slavery in the US, and named a more contemporary route 40 Acres and A Mule, attempting to draw attention to history and get others similarly well read.  These and others (Like Aunt Jemima’s Bisquick Thunderdome) have been renamed. 


Parade of Whores
This route name is allegedly the result of an offhanded bit of banter between friends

He had been hanging off the cliff in the rain for five hours. His knuckles were raw from clearing moss, his shins were sliced bloody, he had cramps from his climbing harness.

Hanging off the cliff a short distance away, Mr. Therien’s climbing partner remarked wearily, “We deserve a parade.”

“Yeah,” Mr. Therien quipped back, “a parade of whores.”

So Parade of Whores went down on a piece of paper, attached to a map, and, according to tradition, was cemented into climbing lore.

“There is not a lot of thought process that goes into naming a route,” he says. “Words blurt out of your mouth, and whatever comes out you write down.”

The most recent edition of the guide will simply refer to it as “The Parade” and its sector “G-Spot” as “The Spot”, both changes the FA-ist laments in the end of the article linked above.

“I find it sad,” Mr. Therien says, “that people can’t just be more mature, and say, ‘Hey, that’s route got a spicy name.’ ”

N****r Leap
I’ll let the FA-ist explain for themselves. Since the 1979 FA, the name has been changed to Big Leap (people in MP comments are bonkers)


Black Dudes on Welfare
If you like The Tubes, you recognize “White Punks on Dope“, and there was a route so named on Voodoo Dome.  Shortly thereafter, this happened:

Patrick Paul and Richard Leversee did a route up left of WPOD in 1981. In a play on words they called their route “Black Dudes on Welfare.” Richard contacted me recently and asked that I change the name in future printings of the guidebook, which of course I will. Pat and Richard regret any offense which may have been taken. Meant as a harmless quip in 1981, this route name has not stood the test of time. They have re-named the climb “The Voodoo That We Do.”


The Vagina
After a little dangerous Googling, I managed to locate the picture below deep in the bowels of a Subaru forum (climbers love Scoobies…).  I could write more, but the image largely speaks for itself.


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So there you have it. A compilation of the origins of some of climbing’s more embarrassing names.  Should they stay?  Should they go?  Clearly the tribe has spoken with respect to some of the above that have since been changed.  What stories do you know?  What did we get wrong?  Let us know in the comments.


Justin Meserve spent a lot of time doing risky Google searches and digging through forums and news to bring you this compilation. He now desperately needs a shower and a stiff drink to forget all the things he saw, but didn’t print here.